THE AMERICAN DEATH CEREMONY

The Death Ceremony started as a crude ritual back in the days of witchcraft. In recent years, it has been developed into a science. It usually takes from 10 to 15 years. However, modern scientific advancements are shortening this period of time. It starts with one simple aspirin for a simple headache. When the aspirin will no longer cover up the headache, take two. After a few months when two aspirin will no longer cover up the headache, you can take one of the stronger compounds. By this time it becomes necessary to take something for the ulcers that have been caused by the aspirin. Now that you are taking two medicines, you have a good start.

After a few months these medications will disrupt your liver function. If a good infection develops you can take some penicillin. Of course, the penicillin will damage your red blood corpuscles, and spleen so that you develop anemia. By this time all these medications are putting such a strain on your kidneys that they should break down.

It is now time to take some antibiotics. When these at last destroy your natural resistance to disease, you can expect a general flare-up of all your symptoms. The next step is to cover up all of these symptoms with sulfa drugs.

When the kidneys finally plug up, you can have them drained. Some poisons will build up in your system, but you can keep going quite awhile this way.

By now the medicines will be so confused they won't know what they are supposed to be doing--but it really doesn't matter. If you have followed every step as directed, you can now make an appointment with your undertaker.

This game is played by practically all Americans -- except for a few ignorant souls who follow Nature!

Editors note: Take this seriously, and you will die laughing! Take it with a grain of salt (or sugar?) and it will kill you! THINK ABOUT IT!!

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